Me Ranting on FB today =]

so sometimes i just have these random thoughts and ideas and i just run w. em. so, guess you can call it ranting. these were my statuses so you've probably already seen them but if you got any, feel free to rant w. me!

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rant #1: s/n idk how many rants imma have today. but just like dudes talk about females havin "harajuku" "barbie" and "minaj" in their names [which i cant stand myself] why is like half my male friends on here named "marley-sumn" or "sumn marley?" ok you smoke ganja. clapping for you?? thats a fail too guys. get it togetha

Rant #2: photoshop is the devil. that is all

rant #3: as soon as i accept you, don't pop chat me and get on my damn nerves. we can talk but chilllll ouuuut. then once i delete you, you send me a message? hmmm. stalk much? FB ppl are OD.

rant #4: please dnt go thru and comment on allll my pictures saying the same thing "ooh sexy" or wateva the fxck. and dnt comment w. one word either! you coulda just kept "cute" to yourself.

rant #5: stop bein vultures on everybody status. as soon as you see "jane doe is single" all i read is "oh my god are you ok!??! wat happened?? call me please i LOVE YOU!" she already sad! leave her alone!!!

rant #6: please. and i mean PLEASE do NOT have whole conversations w. OTHER PPL on my pictures. statues. or links. if you gonna run ya mouth you could atleast talk to me. smh

rant #7: if you ever take anything i EVER say on here personal, then im probably talking about you. bahahahaha

Rant #8: do NOT and i repeat DO NOT request me to join a group called " i hate when the wind blows my hair to the left ughhh!" i will ignore. i will delete you. and i will smile about it. FB has some of the dumbest groups and even dumber people to create em and send em out. Lawrence Winston

Rant #9: if i see one more person cultivate a farm, flip a burger, or find a moose on my timeline im gonna SCREAM! shouldnt you be working or doin hmwk or something?! farmville and cafe world can NOT be that much fun. s/n: im prolly gonna stop ranting at 10 bc i know im hurting someone's feelings

Rant #10: just bc we used to see eachother in breakfast in HS does NOT mean i know you. im not rude but PLEASE dnt try to make my business your business unless I say so.

Rant #11: if i see one more coon say "waisted" instead of "wasted" i will PERSONALLY see to it that you are never allowed to drink.

what is this feeling? -oh love...[sighs]

so a very important person to me asked "what is this feeling...?" she was talkin about love, bein in love, and falling out of love. when it comes to this word, there are so many levels. everybody has their own definition and no two match perfectly. but to me, real love is bein able to take those two different definitions and combine them in such a way that it defines you two as a couple. a unit. love isn't a thing, a person, a place, or a feeling. it just is. so this was my answer to her...

"its a feeling that cant be explained or expressed verbally bc no word is sufficient enough. its a feeling of total joy. there is no such thing as falling out of love bc once you're in love it never stops. you can love w.out bein in love. but once you're in, you cant stop it.you just have to let it take its course and hope that the love is keepin you on the right track. dnt race to the finish line bc real love doesn't end. its not a race. its just a "something" between two people that cant be compared, explained, or shown. it just exists. and wen its real, people notice. so you're not fallin outta love. you're just discovering wat real love is."

there you go wifey...

your jacket...

let me be your jacket baby...
cuz its startin to get chilly outside and i kno you want something warm to slip into.
de-masculate yourself for a moment and let me wrap myself around you.
i'll be that something good for you to cling to.
& this aint no "one size fits all" type thing...
uh uh;
i was hiding in the racks waiting just for you.
i'm the PERFECT fit
& no, i don't unzip
i'm not that easy, so put a lil work in and unbutton that shxt!
pick me up
admire me
then let me fall over your shoulders.
feel me rub against your back
& watch me fall at your waist.
put your hands inside me and let them get a taste.
walk over to a mirror and check out how i can enhance you
fxck it, let the sales associate get a glance too...
i see you eying that other joint, but you know its not right
cuz you can rock w/ me all day & all night.
so put me on the counter
open me up and take one last look inside
just so you can verify that i got EXACTLY what you like.
i'm more than just a front, back, collar, and two sleeves...
way more than just a jacket;
i can fulfill your every want and need...